Tell me the Truth. I can
handle it unlike Tom Cruise.
Is it BO (body odor)?
Do I have bad breath?
I'm trying to figure out WHY you're not opening my Ask the Builder emails.
If this bad habit of yours continues, very bad things are about to happen.
Do you want to CONTINUE to receive my Ask the Builder
emails?
Keep reading if that's the case.
Do you really know how your email works?
Are you ready to be CREEPED out?
Did you know your incoming invisible postmaster, it's a computer algorithm, SPIES on you?
Did you know they can tell if you open or IGNORE
emails?
Did you know they can see you click links within emails?
If you IGNORE emails - meaning NOT OPEN them - your incoming postmaster starts to think, "Hmmmm, Sue or John or Jackie or Herman is NOT OPENING Tim Carter's newsletter emails. She/He must think these emails coming from Tim Carter are SPAM! If that's the case, let's BLACKLIST Tim Carter and send ALL his emails to ALL our people to the TRASH! We HATE Spammers!"
Did that sink in?
Your incoming postmaster, because you don't OPEN my emails, will think I'm a SPAMMER and STOP delivering my emails to ALL of my subscribers on the service you use.
To PREVENT being labeled a SPAMMER, I routinely DELETE folks
like you who are NOT OPENING my newsletters from my list.
It's not that I don't like you, it's all about me protecting my integrity and virtue.
I can also tell what you open my newsletters. I know when you open it - the exact minute - and what you click.
You have NOT opened one of my newsletters in over 90 days for goodness sake.
If you
desire to continue to breath in my delicious Bay Rum cologne instead of obnoxious BO, then please start to OPEN each of my newsletters from now on.
If you don't, it's been nice knowing you as I'll be DELETING you from my list in a matter of days.
Tim Carter
Lover of Bay Rum cologne and those who OPEN emails