You’re new here, right? We need to have a little talk. First and foremost I’m really happy you’re here. Second, when you leave a room, please turn out the lights. Third, please watch the video on this page just below the treasure map and know that I do have a sense of humor and a chronic case of Peter Pan syndrome.

 

No, you're not a new subscriber, I'm sure I recognize you. How do you manage to look so good each day? What the heck are you eating or drinking?  Is it a blend of walnuts, cashews, raisins, and chopped dates? Are you grinding up celery stalks each morning and drinking that elixir? I want some!

 

A New Free Service

 

You may not be religious, but I am. Yesterday morning I had a vision just before breakfast. I’ve had about five of them in my lifetime. The first one, twenty-seven years ago, was the inspiration for my syndicated newspaper column.

 

These visions run in the family. My mom told me about a vision she had many years ago. She was told to stop smoking. She never touched another cigarette after this vision, even though she’d been a heavy smoker for years.

In yesterday’s vision, God told me that I need to alter my schedule so I can start calling homeowners like you on the phone for FREE.

 

CLICK or TAP HERE for all the details. If you’ve got a question about anything to do with your home, you MUST READ THIS NEW COLUMN.

 

STOP Garbage Disposal Problems

 

Preventing costly plumbing bills can be easy to do. You can’t afford to have a plumber come out to your house for a visit that could have been avoided. If Ann had done ONE SIMPLE thing each week, she could have prevented an expensive plumbing service and used that money instead for some prize.

CLICK or TAP HERE to discover how you can save hundreds of dollars and avoid visits from plumbers.

 

New Bid Anxiety-Relief Products

 

Last week I created three new products that may be of great interest to you. I’m saying this assuming you still want contractors to come to your home to work on things during this wretched health crisis.

 

Based on input I received from many, I’ve created a way you can have me look over bids you get for projects around your house.

The benefits to you are: 

• I spot oversights in the bids
• I check to see if the proposed work is adequate
• I make sure no inferior products are being suggested by the contractor(s)

CLICK or TAP HERE to see my new Bid Review Services.

 

PLEASE WATCH the video at the top of the page. If that doesn’t convince you why you need this service, then I’ll eat two pieces of pecan pie in your honor.

 

Best Caulk Gun

 

You might think that all caulk guns work the same way. You’d not be entirely correct.

 

Were you lucky enough in your lifetime to drive a car or truck with a standard transmission? I bought myself a brand new VW Beetle for my 17th birthday. It had a 4-speed manual transmission. 

 

When I was 22, I bought myself a brand-new Ford F-100 pickup truck with a three-speed transmission on the steering column. I LOVED that truck and transmission. What an idiot I was to sell it!

 

Anyway, buy the right caulk gun and you’ll completely understand the comparison. Think granny gear.

CLICK or TAP HERE to discover the absolute BEST caulk gun I’ve ever used. I own two of them.

 

That’s enough for a Tuesday.

 

Remember, if you want me to call you, you need to fill out the form I link to on this page.

 

Tim Carter

 

Founder - www.AsktheBuilder.com

Hydrogen Peroxide Cleaner - www.StainSolver.com

Life-Saving Radio - www.W3ATB.com

 

Do It Right, Not Over!

 

P.S. While you’re locked down at home, are you thinking of doing some fence work? Do you know what the most common mistake is when building a fence and/or installing fence posts? I didn’t think so. CLICK or TAP HERE to see what I’d suggest if I were helping you.